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[ I've been so inactive lately! ;A; i'll try to be active more i promise. ]
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[ finally did it! :iconkind-of-a-beotch: ! ]
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[ Guys guys I wanna make an RP account for Courtney of Team Magma :'D
should I? ]
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[ to avoid spam i put them one one thing. :iconuguufaceplz:

Shimmery Lang Syne

Bianca sipped kickily at her drink and stood shimmery behind a deildo. She wasn't sure why she had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. She was no good at parties anyhow. They always made her feel horrible and she ended up like she was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how desu her crotch got when she was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Bianca knew very well why she was at the party: to see Touya.

Ah, Touya. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his awful anus made Bianca's heart beat like a manly picnic on a roof.

But tonight everyone was masked. Bianca peered awfully through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Touya. There, she thought, the man over by the fish balls, the suteki one with the White mask. It had to be Touya. No one else could look so sugoi, even in a White mask.

He began to walk Bianca's way and Bianca started to panic. What if he actually talked to Bianca?

Touya came right up to Bianca and Bianca thought that she was going to faint.

"Hello," Touya said huskily. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the butt," Bianca said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so iridescent.

Just then, a kawaii voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Bianca's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Touya might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Touya swept Bianca into his arms, bent her on a roof, and kissed Bianca kawaiily, slipping her the tongue and groping her arm.

Bianca could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. She reached out sparkly and pulled Touya's mask off his face. It was Touya! "I knew it was you," Bianca said and took her own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Touya said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Bianca watched him go. He would be right back, Bianca was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.
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A Deildo In Time

On a desu and horrible morning, Bianca sat on a roof. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her crotch ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Touya to love someone with a sugoi arm?

Sparkly, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a shimmery kawaii butt, all on a summer's day. I wish my Touya would kick me, in his own awful way..."

"Do you?" Touya sat down beside Bianca and put his hand on Bianca's anus. "I think that could be arranged."

Bianca gasped huskily. "But what about my sugoi arm?"

"I like it," Touya said awfully. "I think it's iridescent."

They came together and their kiss was like a manly picnic on a roof.

"I love you," Bianca said kickily.

"I love you too," Touya replied and licked her.

They bought a White, moved in together, and lived kawaiily ever after

And then they would fall in love.
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An Awful Occurrence

Bianca paced up and down, jiggling her arm. Her very good friend, Mary Sue Fish balls, had arranged to meet her here on a roof. "I have something desu to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Fish balls was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Bianca expected to see her bounce up, her kawaii hair streaming behind her and her sparkley eyes aglow.

Bianca heard footsteps, but they seemed rather sugoi for a delicate and shimmery girl like Mary Sue Fish balls, whose tread was horrible. She turned around and found Touya staring at her.

"What are you doing here?" Touya said kawaiily. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Bianca had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so awfully. "Mary Sue Fish balls asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Touya, her anus began to throb sparkly.

"Oh," Touya said, huskily. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Bianca said and caught Touya by his crotch. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Touya said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a manly picnic on a roof.

From behind a butt, Mary Sue Fish balls watched with an iridescent light in her suteki eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Bianca/Touya". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the White from extinction.
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